Not the Worst Sailor | Navy Humor T-Shirt
Funny U.S. Navy T-Shirt for Sailors, Veterans, and Navy Families
Dry Navy Humor You Don’t Have to Explain
You’ve stood watch when the ship felt alive.
Steel humming. Sleeves rolled. Time doing whatever it wants.
This shirt is for that moment.
“Not the Worst Sailor” isn’t a punchline. It’s a quiet assessment.
This is Navy humor the way it actually sounds. Understated. Self-aware. Earned. The kind of line you hear underway, not shouted across the pier. No chest-thumping. No forced pride. Just confidence built over long hours and early mornings.
You throw this shirt on and it says enough. It fits in on base, off base, underway, or home on leave. It doesn’t ask for attention. It gets recognition anyway.
You don’t have to be the best sailor in the Navy.
You just can’t be the worst.
And this shirt understands the difference.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dreamatic Labs
- Email: contact@support.commandtees.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Not the Worst Sailor | Navy Humor T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|